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11月26日 FriendsFriend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom. Friend: has never seen you cry Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes him/herself home Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it) Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Best friend: will always go with you Hey, ... so long havent writen,...Hey, GIRLS & GUYS!!
well,... i even dont know what 2 write about,... i wasnt here for sooo long,...
3 mounth, i guess.... So much have happen,...
It is snowy now,.. so next weekends i ll ski!!!! YHYHYHYHYHY!!! i ma sooo damnlu happy!!!!;)))) 9月23日 I ve got B-DAY!!! HEY 2 everyone!!
Today is a special day, i ve got B_DAY!!It is soo cool!!!! i ve recived lots of presents & i ma absolutely happy.
Sorry, that i dont update my space, i ve no time 4 it. i ve got 8 lessons a day & then go 3times 2 english, 2 german, 2,ath, 1russian,1belarussian private teacher & of course 2 times a week R&B dance school. So, i have no time 4 inet,... may be i ll write smth on my holidays, but now .... sorry=((((
See ya in future=))))
KISS & LOVE EVERYONE!!!! 8月5日 This is allI have published lots of jokes & nice things in my space 4 u guys not 2 be bored, but i am sooo busy & i have absolutely no time 4 makng normal space, like i had be4, so that is why i decide 2 make this entry as the last 4 summer holidays & then open new space life when i ll go 2 school.
 Still missing my babygirl. I have only gotten to talk to her once since she left
 May be it is all that i wanted 2 say, so
 & do not forget about a litle girl from a little country on the little contenent in the little world=)))
 HO IS WHAT - EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT PROFESSIONS An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of
nothing. An actuary is someone who brings a bomb on a plane, because that decreases
the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane. An archaeologist is a person who's career lies in ruins.
An architect is someone who makes beautiful models, but unaffordable
realities. An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the
wounded. A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining and
wants it back the minute it begins to rain. A chemical engineer is doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does
for fun. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the
time. A criminal is a guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you
will look forward to the trip. A doctor is a person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things they
predicted yesterday didn't happen today. An editor is a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to
separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed. A journalist is someone who spends 50% of the time not saying what they know
and the other 50% of the time talking about things they don't know. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a
"brief". A mathematician is a blind person in a dark room looking for a black cat
which isn't there. A modern artist is someone who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a
cloth and sells the cloth. A philosopher is a person who doesn't have a job but at least understands
why. A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a
way you don't understand. A psychologist is a person whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions
that your spouse asks free of charge. A schoolteacher is a disillusioned person who used to think they liked children. A sociologist is someone who, when a beautiful women enters the room and
everybody looks at her, looks at everybody. A statistician is someone who is good at numbers but lacks the personality
to be an accountant. A topologist is a person who doesn't know the difference between a coffee
cup and a doughnut. A software engineer is the one who gets paid for reading this stuff...
Some Jokes :
Dead or Alive Once Santa Singh, the psychiatrist, met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you are dead."
But you see I'm alive, smiled the friend.
Impossible, said Santa Singh. The man who told me is much more reliable than you
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Paranoid sardarji
The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he cooked his ice-cubes before he put them in his drink.
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Sardarji at a nightclub
A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman.
He whispered into her ear, "I love you."
She smiled and whispered back,"I love you too".
Then he whispered, "I love you three."
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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back Sardar jokesA Teacher lecturing on population - In India, after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. --------------------------------------------- Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there --------------------------------------------- Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r the others running? ---------------------------------------------- Teacher: "I killed a person". Convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". ---------------------------------------------- Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes! ----------------------------------------------- Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go. ---------------------------------------------- Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first. ---------------------------------------------- Sardar wins 20 crores from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crores after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crores or else return my 20 Rs. back.! ---------------------------------------------- Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'........... Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR. ---------------------------------------------- Sardar's wish: When i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep, not screamin’ like all the passengers in the car he was driving.. ---------------------------------------------- Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir. That’s a mirror. ---------------------------------------------- Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast. Things You can Do When Your Bored! Have a water drinking contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) While the competition is fun, you probably won't feel too good afterward. To give your event an old western theme, slam the cups upside down on the tables after you have emptied them. Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes) This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work? Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view (Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes) Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too Get yourself as nauseated as possible (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself"). Get yourself as nauseated as possible Try to not think about polar bears
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about polar bears anyway.  Things You Can Do With Very Little: 1.Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent (Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts. 2.Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes) What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know. Push your eyes for interesting light show (Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out things your subconscious is trying to send you a message? Can you control what you see by pressing different areas with different forces? Would it be possible to somehow see the same effects on TV? Pretend to be a car (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity. MOVIE STRANGE FACTSWe would never know this if not for the movies...
 All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up
to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding
place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer,
it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious
beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at
night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding that
could be cleared up quickly with a simple explanation, for goodness sake, keep your mouth shut. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red
readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. When in love, it is customary to burst into song.
When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and
wisecracks are your best weapons. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them
than 20 men firing at one man. Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated
more closely. If being fired at by Germans, hide in a river - or even a bath.
German bullets are unable to penetrate water. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any invading alien civilization. Freelance helicopter pilots are always eager to accept bookings
from international terrorist organizations - even though the job will require them to shoot total strangers and will end in their own certain death as the helicopter explodes in a ball of flames. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings - especially
if any of their family or friends have died in a strange boating accident. All computer disks will work in all computers, regardless of
software. Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make
sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English
to each other. Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal
damage despite laying entire cities to waste by their actions. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds
- unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. You can tell if somebody is British because they will be wearing
a bow tie. When driving a car it is normal to look not at the road but
at the person sitting beside you or in the back seat for the entire journey. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause
no lasting damage to an eight year old child. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down
three days before their retirement. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world
expert in nuclear fission, dinosaurs, hieroglyphics, or anything else at the age of 22. The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they
will fall in love. Having a job of any kind will make fathers forget their son's
eighth birthday. Large, loft apartments in New York City are plentiful and affordable,
even if the tenants are unemployed. One of a pair of identical twins is evil.
Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry about which wire to
cut. You will always choose the right one. It doesn't matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight involving
martial arts. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one... dancing around in a threatening manner until you have dispatched their predecessors. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom
will still be clearly visible but slightly blue. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their
enemies using complex machinery involving fuses, deadly gasses, lasers, buzz saws and hungry sharks, all of which will give their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. During all crime investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip
club at least once. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one French bread and one
bunch of carrots with leafy tops. It's easy to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control
tower to talk you down. If you are beautiful, your makeup never rubs off, even while
scuba-diving or fighting aliens. However if you are overweight, your mascara will run and your lipstick will smear. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make
the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange
noises in their most diaphanous underwear, which is what they happened to be wearing when the car broke down. If someone says "I'll be right back", they won't.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to
turn the steering wheel from time to time. A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended
from duty. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone around you
will be able to mirror all the steps you come up with, and hear the music in your head. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in
Paris. People on TV never finish their drinks.
When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a
note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by
15 cm. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family
every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a
football stadium. If a killer is lurking in your house, it's easy to find him. Just
relax and run a bath - even if it's the middle of the afternoon. All single women have a cat.
If a phone line is broken, communication can be restored by
frantically beating the cradle and saying, "Hello? Hello?" During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person
you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back. Dogs always know how to spot villains and will bark at them and no
one else. If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with
a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are
visiting. Things Not To Say In Bed 1.But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. Can you please try breathing through your nose.
6. A little rug burn never hurt anyone.
7. Darling, did you lock the back door?
8. But whipped cream makes me break out in a rash.
9. person 1: This is your first time...right? person 2: It is....... today
10. Can you pass me the remote control?
11. Do you accept Visa?
12. On second thoughts, let's turn off the lights.
13. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend.
14. So much for mouth-to-mouth
15. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
16. Try not to smear my make-up, will you'?
17. But I just brushed my teeth...
18. Smile, you're on candid camera!
19. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs?!
20. I want a baby!
21. So much for the fulfilment of sexual fantasies!
22. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
23. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
24. When is this supposed to feel good?
25. Did I remember to take my pill?
26. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
27. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.
28. Did I tell you my aunt Martha died in this bed?
29. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.
30. No, really.. I do this part better myself.
31. This would be more fun with a few more people.
32. You're almost as good as my ex!
33. You look younger than you feel.
34. Perhaps you're just out of practice.
35. Now I know why she dumped you...
36. Does your husband own a sawn off shot-gun?
37. Have you ever considered liposuction?
38. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
39. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
40. I'll tell you I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about..
41. Does this count as a date?
42. I think biting is romantic- don't you?
42. When would you like to meet my parents?
43. Have you seen "fatal attraction"?
44. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not to good with names.
45. Don't mind me... I always file my nails in bed.
46. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a doberman.
47. Sorry but I don't do toes.
48. You could at least act like you're enjoying it!
49. Keep the noise down, my mother is a light sleeper.
50. I've slept with more women than Casanova! 8月4日 So long ...So,.. hello 2 everyone... WOW!! so much comments=)))
Sorry, that i didnt answear 2 them all
So, i wasnt here 4 about 13-15 days,...
I was in Moscaw & in Vitebsk(litlle city in Belarus, i was born there & my grannys live there). It was pretty good, but a lit bit borning,... this relatives:P:P::P:P:P
So, what else??? I ll stay at home 4 3 days & then ll go 2 Krum 4 21 days:P:P:P So i wont write, bad:(((
That is why i decided 2 publish lots of new & funny stuff, so njoy=)))
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oH, BY THE WAY,... i ve got lots of new pics of myself=) 7月20日 Harry PotterOh, my god!!! Peole, we had the sixth book of Harry Potter!!! Oh, i am soo lucky=))) coz HARRY IS THE BEST!!!!
& i have this book on my web, if u dont want 2 buy it, u can read it on my web=))) not this one=))
http://spaces.msn.com/members/slad-ina/ << this one!!!!
& as this book ll be in russian only the 2 of december, i ll publish someone's translation in russian 7月13日 BUMPER STICKERSHey! just a very nice thing & it can make u lough, coz i dont know wht 2 right about (like my diary):
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BUMPER STICKERS: Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
If you drink like a fish Swim, don't drive.
I got this motor home for my wife. Best deal I ever made.
No money in this vehicle. Driver is married.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
So many men, so few who can afford me.
Coffee, chocolate, men... Some things are just better rich.
I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.
I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Do not start with me. You will not win.
I can be one of those bad things that happen to bad people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
Do I look like a freakin' people person?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You! Off my planet!
I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
Adults are just kids who owe money.
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.
You look like shit. Is that the style now?
Earth is full. Go home.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
I'm doing my best.
No horn, watch the finger.
I'm a drunk, you?
Docking station for day-dreamers.
It's not dirt, it's tan.
No risk - no fun!
Relax, the smoke comes from the ashtray.
Follow me.
You can call me... anytime!
Girls, get in!
See you later.
When I'll grow up, I'll be a caddilac.
I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
============================== 7月10日 квWell, i havent write here 4 a long time,.. lots of things have happen, just dunno how 2 start.
So, we had Ksushka's b-day, it was pretty good girl b-day, we were in a very nice cafe (eating pizza) & then go home, not soo perfect , but ... (today we ll go clubing 2 celebrate her b-day 1 more time, lol))) >>> gonna be cool!!!
This weekends i was on the picnik with my dad & his friends, so.. there were no teens & it was a lit bit borning, ..but they gave me shampaigne with strawberry (have u tried?? it was very very tasty) & all the evenig i was doing bbc & lying in the sofa with my legs on table;))) lol, i like it=)))
You see>> shampaigne with strawberry in it, was perfect!!
& today we woke up very early & went swimming & done water ski (I VE DONE IT!!!)
Ok, i need 2 go,..
 By the way, have u seen pics of my favourite band??? Erreway=))) 7月6日 Mrs Spears is back=)))Hey! how r u today??? So, i ve got a very nasty mood 2day, coz i was planing 2 go somewhere in Europe this summer, but they didnt give me visa, coz there are bo space in my pasport=((( So, i ll go 2 Turkey & may be 2 Egypt=(((((
& this is Britney Spears >>>>
   OK, so I did the unthinkable ... I NEVER imagined in a million years that I would put Mrs Spears on my Space (considering how much I lack in respect for her) BUT after seeing THESE picks, I just COULDNT resist !!!
So, njoy her, lol=))))))))) 7月4日 After partyHm. well,.. I have just wake up,.. i ve got a headacke & pain in my legs,..
 Hm, this was a very hard night, lol...So, open-air party was pretty good, there were lots of Belarussian & Russian stars, so it was interesting 2 watch them, but there were SOOO MUCH PEOPLE!! i havent seen such crouds be4!!! we had 2 fierverks (first at 23, & then at 1:30 ) & they were pretty good, see pics>>> (they r not mine=(()
& Reactor was great, coz there were not soo much people & he music was perfect!!! The world is mine=))) & of course this crazy frog!!! 4 times!!! i gone HATE THIS CRAZY FROG!!! there were 4 remixes, but this din-din-din makes me crazy
 i have deleted this f'cking ring-tone from my handy & I get 2 know lots of new people. It was cool, when we were dancing one , two step all together after chika's showing, so i had lots of fun!!!
 & i want 2 show u my city, u can see its pic in photo album, coz lots of people ask what it is look like, so now everyone can see it=)) 7月3日 Independence day Heeeyyy!!! So, it is 3th of july & today we ve got a big holiday in Belarus!!! it is called independence day (61 years ago Belarus was liberated from Hitler(germany) with a help of 1th Baltic & 1,2,3th Belarussian army).
So, i woke up at 7:45 , (it was really terrible, coz i went sleeping yesterday at 2:15, was at the disco with Ksenka;))) & start 2 preper 4 parad. So, i brush up my minds (not to going there 2 early:P, lol) & go to take a taxi 2 go 2 center, coz i was late, as ussual, lol)) 2 this parad i went with my ma8 & with my school teachers
first it was tirrible & very annoying, coz we meet at 9 & parad started at 11, so we were waiting 2 hours!!! but it was funny, coz i was joking with my ma8 & then we were plaing fotball with Sasha's handy, he gots siemens m65 & lots of people were looking at us, coz they thought that we r crazy, lol,..
 then we went 2 Mc'donalds (dont say 2 anybody, i am on a diet
 ) & started to throw patotoes in each other, lol:)) & then we got lots of rubbish & we builted a rubish tower, lol see pics>>> So, it was ridiculous & stupid, lol;)) Then we go 2 bus stop, & i break of my flip-flops!!!haha, it was very very funny, coz i was running... Auch, my elsbows still hurt
 , I was going like an idiot with tape on them!!! Ok, i ll go 2 prepaire 4 the biggest open-air party, it ll be in the centre of our city & it must be great!!! & at 23:00 we ll have fireverk(salut) & after it i ll go 2 club Izum with my neigbour & ll get drunk
 & dance all the nibht long!! YHY!!! bye, see ya
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7月1日 99 facts about males
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls. 2. Guys love flirts. 3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. 4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is. 5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering. 6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics. 8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention. 10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend. 11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. 12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! 13. Guys cry!! 14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will. 15. Guys can never dream and hope too much. 16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat. 17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back. 18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. 19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands. 20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. 21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you. 22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow." 23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. 24. Guys hate gays! 25. Guys love their moms. 26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses. 27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her. 28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him. 29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does. 30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can. 31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR(tm) weaknesses. 32. Guys are very open about themselves. 33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long. 34. No guy is bad when he is courting. 35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. 36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty. 37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. 38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. 39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. 40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else. 41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. 42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one. 43. Guys virtually brag about anything. 44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them. 45. Guys think too much. 46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited. 47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does! 48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!! 49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl. 50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more. 51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy. 52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up. 53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically. 54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power. 55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends. 56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous. 57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is. 58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." 59. Guys don't really have final decisions. 60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him. 61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. 62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something. 63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong. 64. Guys like femininity not feebleness. 65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. 66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him. 67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups. 68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. 69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding! 70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. 71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage. 72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection. 73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised. 74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys. 75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls. 76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well. 77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more. 78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite. 79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls. 80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong. 81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it. 82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears. 83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee. 84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out. 85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things. 86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you. 87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him. 88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you. 89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does. 90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. 91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you! 92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why. 93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you. 94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes. 95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl. 96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair! 97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you. 98. Guys hate girls who overreact. 99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
 1 mounth!!!Hey! 2 every1, today is the first space birthday- 1 mounth, first i wanted 2 do like a big thx blog 2 write all the people i know, but then i thought that 1 mounth is not enouth 4 it, so i just want 2 say thx 4 everyone & say that there were 1841 peops during this mounth on my space & there are 88 coments on my links, so thx u!!!
& plz, do not write coments here,, coz i ll delete this entry soon
6月30日 LOVE is everywhereThink about this... You may not realize it, but it's 100% true:
> 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.  > 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. > 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. > 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. > 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. > 6. You mean the world to someone. > 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. > 8. You are special and unique. > 9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you. > 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. > 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. > 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. > 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. > 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. > 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. 
PS: I think that that was usefull, coz i feel like nobody loves me=((( it is terrible=((( if u want 2 help me, u can give me HUGS here>>> http://www.toxin.org/cgi-bin/hugs.cgi?&HUGS=yes&hug=Ilonachka or if u dont, then just... dunno... I have found this great dancing guy, it is tooo cute!! lol
& i was eating ice-cream yesterday, so u know: Girls are like ice-cream First they are cold then they melt & after all they Cling!!!
6月29日 What is ur e-mail???HEY! PEOPS, i have found a very nice story, it was on http://spaces.msn.com/members/wahoo1551/ this space, check it out!!
A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed," he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start".
The man replied, "But I don't have a computer, neither an e-mail."
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager," If you don't have an e-mail, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a car, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest foods retailers in the US.
Later, he thought of starting to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his e-mail. The man replied, "I don't have an e-mail."
The broker asked curiously, "You don't have an e-mail, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e-mail?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
1) Internet is not the solution to your life. 2) If you don't have access to the Internet, but still work hard, you can be a Millionaire. 3) If you received this message from my space, that means u’ve missed a chance to be a Millionaire!! HEY! I'M CLOSING ALL MY EMAIL ADDRESSES, CANCELLING INTERNET CONNECTION AND GOING TO SELL TOMATOES!!! !!!WISH ME GOOD LUCK!!! 6月28日 What is it??Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. What is it?
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? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A LAST NAME!
Were you thinking of something else? :-) DICTIONARY FOR ARGUING WITH WOMEN
HEY TO EVERYONE!!!! i have done a special women vocabulary, guys learn it by heart!!! lol
FINE"
This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use "Fine" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)
"FIVE MINUTES"
This is at least half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so women feel that it's an even trade.
"NOTHING"
"Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."
"GO AHEAD" (with raised eyebrows)
This is NOT a permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a "Five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "Fine."
"GO AHEAD" (normal eyebrows)
This is NOT a permission, either. It means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very frequently misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.
"OH"
This word - followed by any statement - is trouble. Example: "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night". If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she has finished tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days.
"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a raised-eyebrowed "Go Ahead". Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.
"PLEASE DO"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
"THANKS"
The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome".
"THANKS A LOT"
"Thanks A Lot" is dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the "Loud Sigh". This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".
"YES"
"Yes" simply means "NO". So don't get your hopes up.
"NO"
"No, means "HELL, NO!!!". Run like you've never ran before.
"MAYBE"
"Maybe" means NO!!!
So, i wonder when woman say YES??? NEVER!! LOL, i think that was funny & guys, dont forget, that u if u wanna 2 grab a girl u must be better then every1 & she must do a first step. Like, if u see a girl looking at u, & liking her lips then u ve got 90% that she wants u!!! ok, GOOD LUCK!!! 6月27日 RESPONSES TO MEN'S CHEAP PICK UP LINESMan: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Man: "Haven't we met before?" Man: "Is this seat empty?" Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason." Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." Man: "I know how to please a woman." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy." Man: "Your body is like a temple." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. 6月26日 Alex!
LOVE YOU BABE VERY MUCH!!!
Poems=)) not mineHey, i have found a reallly good poem, or it is not a poem , dunno , but i like it very much. This is not mine it is http:////spaces.msn.com/members/leakycauldron77/ a girl from Thailand=))) I'm an angle I'm sometimes in between. I'm as bad as it can get. And good as it can be. Sometimes I'm a million colours. Sometimes I'm black and white. I am all extreme Try to figure me out you never can. There's so many things I am... I am special, I am beautiful. I am powerful and wonderful Unstoppable. Sometimes I'm misarable Sometimes I'm pitiful But That's so typical of all the things I am... I'm someone filled with self-belief. I'm haunted by self-doubt. I've got all answers. I've got notthing to figured out. I like to be by myself. I hate to be alone. But that's part of the thrill. part of the plans. part of all the things I am.. I'm a million comtradictions Sometimes I make no sense. Sometimes I'm perfect Sometimes I'm a mess!. Sometimes I'm not sure who I am...
And this one is mine: "Special"
SOMEWHERE Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true Somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
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. I miss her like crazy. I can't wait to see her. I really hate not having my kids with me. My kids are my everything, and it's just not the same when they're not around. I know everyone's saying enjoy the time to myself... but I can't. I need my girl. Alex, could u plz do not go 2 USA????? coz i really really miss u=((
HEY 2 every1!!! 
i just wanted 2 say, that my best friend is Alex. 
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But i am absolutely sure, that i am SPECIAL!!!
!!!JUST A CRAZY KIND OF GIRL!!!
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